Things that are difficult to say
when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say
when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE
to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep
with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my
type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it
lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants
to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any
attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a
fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I
refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have
work in the morning